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- Wed, 11:42: The ceiling fan I put up ~15 years ago is still in service. https://t.co/9ZdpVQM5Al https://t.co/uvbcNUiei6
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- Sun, 20:41: Keep your Brawndo, I'll have my fluids and electrolytes old-school: grape Kool-Aid and chips. https://t.co/akefkDZavX https://t.co/iAYavCX4LQ
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- Wed, 12:42: I am happy to have repaired my dad's electric upholstery stapler. Note the "Hank's Upholstery" engraved on the handle. These are hard to find. Most upholstery staplers are pneumatic. I inherited this and used it for years before it mysteriously stopped w… https://t.co/af8bfh28hk https://t.co/VNN50uMxrN
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- Mon, 18:41: Blep https://t.co/yiD08GJpeX https://t.co/9uoGYS3LeZ
- Mon, 19:41: There is a story here. 71st and Hudson. https://t.co/jYrp1uyQVD https://t.co/pjL5FgONWI
- Mon, 19:41: Random seaweed on Hudson St. between 72nd & 73rd. https://t.co/ySpF4yQD9G https://t.co/FMXnKR3o0Z
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- Wed, 12:44: Wilson has been marooned, day 14. Two weeks. Do I even want to be rescued? Do I really want to be back in the hands that threw me up here? https://t.co/X1Csi4puS9 https://t.co/ojtvqWVSLH
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- Tue, 20:44: Wilson has been marooned, day 13. There is nothing less amusing than being the amusement of the fates. https://t.co/CpSaNY0rJE https://t.co/DIYWF3R2ru
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- Mon, 16:44: Wilson is marooned, day 12. Twelve days. When do I start counting in weeks? Will I be counting in months? Years? I think the one rescue attempt my have been it; that its failure resulted in the conclusion that it can't be done. https://t.co/jGVISeoMF8 https://t.co/1NjoOg5vZN
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- Sun, 11:44: Wilson has been marooned, day 11. Who can tell how the lobster got Into the lobster pot? When he went in he did not doubt There was a passage out. There was not. ["The Lobster Pot", John Arden] https://t.co/BRlkzDKO2N https://t.co/vhxs4H0o9i
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- Fri, 13:44: Wilson has been marooned, day 9. My name is Wilson, king of kings. Look upon my loyal subjects, ye Mighty, and despair with me. https://t.co/OhiGc8lASI https://t.co/uOJXWIMnag
- Sat, 11:44: Wilson has been marooned, day 10. My days are lighted like the fool's road to dusty death. If only this wood could move like Birnam and set me free. https://t.co/x6JBkdPi8R https://t.co/yHPjnkDQaz
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- Thu, 08:44: Wilson has been marooned, day 8. I renounce the world! This tree is my kingdom. Out there I am lost and forgotten, but here, here I shall be king! The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Hell of Heaven or a Heaven of Hell. https://t.co/roXu5RHxQy https://t.co/15G7J8vJnV
